I had just laid Jude down for his morning nap when I walked around the corner of the hallway and stumbled upon this scene unfolding in the playroom…
(Ben standing in front of a row of Matchbox cars that he’d just lined up)
Ben: Do you remember the rules?
(Matchbox cars listening intently to their drill sergeant)
Ben: No punching, no scratching and no splashing.
(Matchbox cars still lined up in a row looking a bit intimidated at this point)
Ben: Do you know what that means, cars?
(Matchbox cars not making a peep)
(Ben begins to roll out the troops)